Shade? Yes, please! Because heat wave! Erin went to the pool to cool off (legs in the pool, honey) and saw some sweet man-nips and a super-classy masturbation tattoo. And in this week’s ‘ssues, Bryan pulls the linen pants off romance author Nicholas Sparks and exposes his lily white private school for white kids. Plus, instead of spending money on healthcare, Alabama’s hiring lawyers to represent fetuses. Bryan’s solution: steak au poivre!
Happy Hallowqueen! Bryan and Erin bring you two scary stories from the real world, Emily Yoffe’s op-ed “College Women:Stop Getting Drunk” and a Carrabbas’ waiter who received hateful advice about being gay instead of a tip.
Bryan got dental work, so enjoy what he’ll sound like when he gets Bell’s Palsy, and Erin does an all 80s look that you can see yesterday on Funny or Die’s Throwing Shade web series. The two speech-impairingly discuss the October 26th protest against Saudi driving bans, Australian luggage handlers taping “I AM GAY” on luggage, and our obligatory mention of Mary Jo Buttafuoco.
Do you think Vikings every got gay? Bryan does! Hear all about it during his report on the report GLADD released about gay characters on TV, and listen to Erin talk about what Disney did to “The Snow Queen”, and it doesn’t involve reading her to filth. If you haven’t seen the 1995 made-for-tv movie “The Langoliers”, SPOILER ALERT!
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Erin’s back in the saddle again!!! She and Bryan are back with the FRESHEST Throwing Shade we’ve ever baked. They chat Barilla’s no-homo policies, author/professor David Gilmour’s “no lady author” classroom, and Shade/No Shade on the government shutdown, “Fifty Shades of Grey” the wine, NSA, Crocodille Dundee’s house, “Breaking Bad” SPOILERS GALORE and the iPhone 7 update.
As Jennifer Love Hewitt Lopez Jason Leigh once said, there is no time like the present. And this week, Erin and Bryan are listening to her. They go through all the ups and downs of online dating and also discuss the incredible business ventures available in SkyMall magazine. Bryan talks about the most famous Russian vodka in the world and asks whether or not those nation-wide vodka pour-outs are doing anything for anything. And finally, we play HiBrow/LoBrow with the multi-talented and super-amazing Cheyenne Jackson (Behind the Candelabra, 30 Rock, Xanadu on Broadway) who tells us exactly what Michael Douglas and Matt Damon smell like.
We’ve reached Throwing Shade history! For the first time ever, the episode number matches the temperature! To celebrate the hotness of it all, Bryan and Erin gradually lose their minds throughout the episode. Erin discusses some surprising research on the pull-out method, Bryan talks about a new proposal to tackle marriage benefits and equality in the military, and they both talk about steampunk dating. We’re livin’ on a prayer!
It’s Throwing Shade’s 100th Birthday! And we owe it all to you! But don’t worry - she may be old, but she is no less shady. This week, Erin and Bryan talk about The Children’s Place and their ridiculously offensive new line of T-shirts for girls, and then Bryan gets into the ABC newsman who went from being a man to a woman and then back to a man because of amnesia! Throwing Shade may be 100, but honey, her head is still in the game and her legs are still in the pool!
It’s Throwing Shade’s 100th Birthday! And we owe it all to you! But don’t worry - she may be old, but she is no less shady. This week, Erin and Bryan talk about The Children’s Place and their ridiculously offensive new line of T-shirts for girls, and then Bryan gets into the ABC newsman who went from being a man to a woman and then back to a man because of amnesia!