Taking a weekly look at all the issues important to ladies and gays... and treating them with much less respect than they deserve. Can you handle it?
Would you have sex in clown makeup for $50? No, that’s not the plot of Dolphin Tale 2. It’s an actual bet Bryan made with Erin. Also, Erin gets a performance review from Bryan to see if Fortune Magazine was correct when they reported that women get reviewed very differently than men. Plus, did you know that Caesar was a bottom?
Can we talk about the clown world for a second? We can, and we do. While we’re at it, let’s talk about sex (performed by men in exchange for money). And, it’s time for Erin’s annual performance review! Will Bryan criticize her for qualities that he wouldn’t criticize in men? Probably, considering his thoughts about women doing voice-overs in films. Kabuki!
The NFL’s first openly gay player Michael Sam is off the Rams! But ESPN had the real scoop - he never made showering awkward. And! Did you hear that there’s finaly nail polish to prevent rape?! Someone had to do it! Also, the singer-songwriter Kimbra joins Erin and Bryan to talk “Somebody That I Used to Know,” winning a Grammy, and flying Emirates Airlines. Also, how many famous broccoli cartoons can you name?
Move over, Penn & Teller! There’s a new Vegas duo in town! The only difference is that instead of magic, they sing mash-ups like Girl Talk - but so much worse! Plus ESPN wants to talk about Michael Sam, and the fact that he’s just your average football player will NOT deter them from making him into a story. Guest star Kimbra, won’t you soothe us with stories of Emirates Airlines and your aversion to body paint?
Erin challenged Bryan to throw ice for ALS! So instead he’s just gonna write them a check. Also, Queen of Bangs Michelle Duggar of “19 Kids and Counting” said some incredibly stupid things about trans women. And finally, indie super-duo Tanlines drop by to talk about everything from the Ying-Yang twins to Google to Bernadette Peters. Also, can you climax standing up?
Everyone slather on your coconut oil and turn on Judge Judy, because it’s time to hear about the sexual misadventures of Erin and Bryan. Plus, we’re talking about the white Beyonce herself: Michelle Duggar. She and her bangs are sending out robocalls that are incredibly misinformed and offensive. Thankfully, the amazing Tanlines are here to talk Nashville and the Ying Yang Twins.